36 Groovy Pick-Up Lines from the Sleazy 1970s

The pick-up line was an integral part of the vast semen-drenched spawning that was the 1970s. Young adults by the tens of millions flooded local bars to perform a mating ritual that preceded a night of recreational sex. These pick-up lines may be cheesy by today’s jaded and cynical standards. However, they were harbingers of sweaty loveless fornication for the 1970s Boomer on the make.

 

• You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• I hope you know CPR, baby, because you take my breath away.

• Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
• Would you mind loaning me a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
• I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!

 

• Can I take your picture? [Why?] Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas
• Do you like to bake? [Yes.] I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
• Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
• I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

• How was heaven when you left it?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
• Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
• Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

 

• Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.
• Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
• Are you made of apples, cause you look sweet as pie.
• “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” [No] Then wink.

 

• Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
• You got something on your chest: my eyes
• I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

 

• My watch says you’re not wearing pants. [Uh, yeah I am?] Oh sorry, my watch must be 10 minutes fast.
• You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
• Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
• Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

 

• You’ve got a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
• I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• That’s a beautiful dress. It would look great crumpled up next to my bed.
• Hey, can I borrow a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.

 

• Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away.
• Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• [Look at the tag in her shirt] I just wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.